Got dumped by a drunken buffoon during a hotel stay and left without a car. He even took my card and food thinking I’d have no choice but to beg him to come back. Jokes on him.
He is now blocked and I used his room deposit to extend my stay another night😌 This is self care.
by Cultural-Mongoose300
18 Comments
MrConductorsAshes
I know better than to ever be surprised by the contents of a womans purse.
StrawberryWhich4785
Did you steal Mary Poppins purse? Sounds like there’s a lot of mysteries in your purse.
skeletalcohesion
I’m sorry about the situation but glad you were prepared with those mashed potatoes! I hope your extra night is relaxing.
Sir-Nicholas
Order up some room service
Ok_Zookeepergame5141
Yeah! You did good. Purse potatoes to the rescue!!
HardLithobrake
Emergency instant mash
TraditionAcademic968
Gravy in the pocketbook
k_dilluh
He stole your credit cards?
Significant_Delay211
Insane power move go girl you’re killing it!! ✨🥔
tenetox
Sorry, he took your credit/debit card? I’m pretty sure this is when you go to the police
Dork31
Geezzz, you’re making me feel bad. If you start a GoFundMe page, I will definitely contribute. Guys suck, and I am one of them.
Holiday-Educator3074
Or conversely you could report him for theft and get your stuff back and he goes to jail.
Algorrythmia
This is all cosmically and comically wild, but I just fucking *know* you’re going to persevere. Fuck him, you’re already levelling up OP. Those potatoes saved my life the most when I was healing from my wisdoms being pulled lmaoooo
DabbyShapiro
How the fuck u had mash potatoes in ur purse?
MAGIC MFER!!
Happy you got it all sorted OP!
mandatorypanda9317
This is absolutely hilarious but also i was just thinking about making a packet of those potatoes lmao
They aren’t awful, at least the cheese ones aren’t.
PicklesAndCoorslight
Why were you with this guy?? At a hotel none the less.
Sad-Rush-9119
Well countered! Sorry you had to put up with that.
18 Comments
I know better than to ever be surprised by the contents of a womans purse.
Did you steal Mary Poppins purse? Sounds like there’s a lot of mysteries in your purse.
I’m sorry about the situation but glad you were prepared with those mashed potatoes! I hope your extra night is relaxing.
Order up some room service
Yeah! You did good. Purse potatoes to the rescue!!
Emergency instant mash
Gravy in the pocketbook
He stole your credit cards?
Insane power move go girl you’re killing it!! ✨🥔
Sorry, he took your credit/debit card? I’m pretty sure this is when you go to the police
Geezzz, you’re making me feel bad. If you start a GoFundMe page, I will definitely contribute. Guys suck, and I am one of them.
Or conversely you could report him for theft and get your stuff back and he goes to jail.
This is all cosmically and comically wild, but I just fucking *know* you’re going to persevere. Fuck him, you’re already levelling up OP.
Those potatoes saved my life the most when I was healing from my wisdoms being pulled lmaoooo
How the fuck u had mash potatoes in ur purse?
MAGIC MFER!!
Happy you got it all sorted OP!
This is absolutely hilarious but also i was just thinking about making a packet of those potatoes lmao
They aren’t awful, at least the cheese ones aren’t.
Why were you with this guy?? At a hotel none the less.
Well countered! Sorry you had to put up with that.
hopefully you switched rooms also